Monsters and mayhem, the FUCN'A is about to get FUC'd!

Shaken, baked, or grated, this cheese-lovin' kleptomaniac crow shifter and owner of a cozy B&B could save the day with a kick of chili flakes. That is, if Pandora Raven can escape her Lump of an ex, Monster Johnson. He's a sexy-as-a-slice-of-pepperoni-pizza-with-all-the-fixings special ops agent and has rented one of her rooms!

A four-year mission in the Amazon rainforest hunting a chimera-making mad scientist has been gorilla shifter Monster's go-to. There isn't a branch he can't swing from to nab a slippery lead. Until he learns a shocking secret back home.

Save his mate, crack the case, and, holy     pastel Azteca    , save the cheese! Oh, sweet Pandora, Monster's in her box and he's ready to make all her dreams come true.

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Monster and the Jewel Thief     by Cyndi Faria is an EveL Worlds paranormal romantic comedy set in Eve Langlais' Furry United Coalition (F.U.C.) World with a happily ever after ending.